stinkloaf tee
How to Bake a Stinkloaf
WARNING: Consume at your own risk!!!
Ingredients:
4 cups of flour
1 cup of water
1 sealed bottle of fart (aged to perfection)
3 tbsp of catnip
A sprinkle of chaos
1 tsp of frog mucus
Instructions:
- In a large mixing bowl, combine flour and water until slightly sticky.
- Slowly uncork the sealed bottle of fart (stand back!) and mix it into the dough.
- Add the catnip and chaos, stirring until it looks like a heap of dung.
- For that signature stinkiness, mix in the frog mucus and fold gently.
- Knead the dough—but do it like a cat! Use your paws (or hands) and make sure to purr softly while working it into a perfect loaf shape.
- Place the loaf on a cutting board and preheat your oven to 375°F.
- Bake for 30 minutes or until the loaf emits an aroma strong enough to ward off enemies.
- Remove from oven and let cool for 10 minutes, then serve with a side of butter and a sprinkle of catnip garnish.
Protip: For an extra twist, mix in a drop of the Black Cat's Rotten Luck serum and shape the dough into balls to bake your very own Cursed Biscuits!
- Printed on premium Comfort Colors for a lived-in feel
- Classic fit: relaxed but not oversized
- Soft, heavyweight cotton that gets better with every wash--but it's best kept unwashed for maximum stink 😼
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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